At least you were poor already
‘It’s all right for you – at least you were poor already.’
Grizelda
Wednesday
I’ve made the children become vegans
‘I’ve made the children become vegans so that we don’t have to.’
Wednesday
We’ve cut down on non-essentials
‘We’ve cut down on non-essentials, like children.’
Thursday
When did we become the dissenters?
‘When did we become the dissenters? I thought we were the establishment!’
Thursday
Somebody thought the wrong things
‘Well, somebody thought the wrong things.’
Are we a cult yet?
‘Are we a cult yet?’
Thursday
We need to join Twitter to find out why we need to leave
‘We need to join Twitter to find out why we need to leave.’
Thursday
Did the government deliver while I was out?
‘Did the government deliver while I was out?’
Thursday
What’s this about you?
‘What’s this about you not having the opinions of someone in their twenties?’
Geoff will now talk to us about energy efficiency
‘Geoff will now talk to us about energy efficiency.’
Thursday
‘I’m anti-growth’
‘I’m anti-growth.’
Thursday
Vote Labour!
‘Vote Labour!’
Thursday
Not another culture war
‘Urgh! Not another culture war.’
Thursday
Congratulations! It’s one of these!
‘Congratulations! It’s one of these!’
Thursday
A mark of respect
‘As a mark of respect, I’m going to be really disrespectful after the funeral.’
Thursday
New Tory PM
‘We need dogs at polling stations now!’
Whatever goes up
‘Whatever goes up, must go up again.’