Grizelda

‘What are you going to do with your fiscal headroom?’

‘We don’t need any help, thanks. This is a lifestyle choice.’

‘Oh no! We’ve gone back to basics again.’

‘She doesn’t even seek human approval.’

‘The news is heartbreaking at the moment.’

‘Do the working class like us yet?’

‘Things are bad – he misses Liz Truss.’

‘Thank goodness the police don’t bother arresting us!’

‘What a coincidence! Our kids are at a fee-paying school, too!’

‘It’s not fair! All my friends are pathologised – why can’t I be?’

‘But I haven’t started reading yet.’

‘We rowed back a bit on our green principles.’

‘Congratulations! You’re not a witch after all.’

‘There must be a better way to protect the kids from social media.’