Somebody thought the wrong things
‘Well, somebody thought the wrong things.’

‘Well, somebody thought the wrong things.’
‘Are we a cult yet?’
‘We need to join Twitter to find out why we need to leave.’
‘Did the government deliver while I was out?’
‘What’s this about you not having the opinions of someone in their twenties?’
‘Geoff will now talk to us about energy efficiency.’
‘I’m anti-growth.’
‘Vote Labour!’
‘Urgh! Not another culture war.’
‘Congratulations! It’s one of these!’
‘As a mark of respect, I’m going to be really disrespectful after the funeral.’
‘We need dogs at polling stations now!’
‘Whatever goes up, must go up again.’
‘I’m sorry, kids, but you won’t have any good old days to look back on.’
‘Your son is showing worrying signs of being a future PM.’
‘Ah! But it’s in a catchment area for a great school!’
‘OK… open the gas bill.’
‘It puts me off freedom of expression, to be honest.’