Did the government deliver while I was out?
‘Did the government deliver while I was out?’
Grizelda
Thursday
Thursday
What’s this about you?
‘What’s this about you not having the opinions of someone in their twenties?’
Geoff will now talk to us about energy efficiency
‘Geoff will now talk to us about energy efficiency.’
Thursday
‘I’m anti-growth’
‘I’m anti-growth.’
Thursday
Vote Labour!
‘Vote Labour!’
Thursday
Not another culture war
‘Urgh! Not another culture war.’
Thursday
Congratulations! It’s one of these!
‘Congratulations! It’s one of these!’
Thursday
A mark of respect
‘As a mark of respect, I’m going to be really disrespectful after the funeral.’
Thursday
New Tory PM
‘We need dogs at polling stations now!’
Whatever goes up
‘Whatever goes up, must go up again.’
Good old days to look back on
‘I’m sorry, kids, but you won’t have any good old days to look back on.’
Thursday
Showing worrying signs of being a future PM
‘Your son is showing worrying signs of being a future PM.’
It’s in a catchment area for a great school
‘Ah! But it’s in a catchment area for a great school!’
Thursday
Recovery position
‘OK… open the gas bill.’
It puts me off freedom of expression
‘It puts me off freedom of expression, to be honest.’
Thursday
Lured into ordering the siren
‘Did you have to be lured into ordering the siren?’
Thursday
They’re playing doctors and nurses
‘Oh look. They’re playing doctors and nurses.’
Thursday
Helpful list of things
‘We’ve drawn a helpful list of things you can no longer afford.’
