I used to be a shy Tory
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‘I used to be a shy Tory – now I’m a really embarrassed one.’
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‘I used to be a shy Tory – now I’m a really embarrassed one.’
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‘Do you have any political opinions we can mock?’
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‘I’m worried we’re not being annoying enough.’
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‘Oh no! We can’t burn them as they’ll produce harmful CO2.’
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‘Quick! Let’s virtue-signal to gain the kids’ approval.’
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‘A lot of people have chosen this hill to die on’
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‘OK, let’s hear from the verified people first.’
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Make your mark
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‘Steve’s thinking of accepting the results of the 2016 Brexit referendum.’
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‘We’re looking for people to stand as Conservatives.’
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‘Stop being so toxic.’
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‘Today in class I’m going to commit a non-hate crime incident.’
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‘Good news! Things haven’t got even worse yet’
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‘Does anyone have a slogan they’d like to shout out?’
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‘Come outside and say that... in a new podcast with me.’
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‘Disagreeing with me is a hate crime!’
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‘What did you get offended by at school today...?’
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‘The night-time economy is not what it was.’
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‘It’s a “Tory voter under the age of 25”.’