You need to download the app!
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‘Wake up! You need to download the app!’
Grizelda
Monday
Invitation
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‘It’s an invitation to spend Christmas with the relatives.’
Wednesday
I can’t decide
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‘I can’t decide what phone to get.’
Wednesday
It’ll be nice to do some harm for a change
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‘It’ll be nice to do some harm for a change.’
I worry that we’re in an echo chamber
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‘I worry that we’re in an echo chamber.’
Wednesday
Please help or I’ll become far right
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Wednesday
I’m the first stale, pale and male man to head up an EDI department!
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‘I’m the first stale, pale and male man to head up an EDI department!’
Wednesday
Assisted Dying Bill
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‘Hurry up with that Assisted Dying Bill.’
Wednesday
We’d like to run up a £20 billion black hole
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‘We’d like to run up a £20 billion black hole.’
Wednesday
Made my living
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Wednesday
I hate missing the Tories
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‘I hate missing the Tories.’
Wednesday
Good news!
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‘Good news! You’re involved in an acceptable form of extremism.’
Wednesday
Twitter leaving do
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‘Oh no! We’ve been invited to another Twitter leaving do.’
Wednesday
It’s OK everyone
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‘It’s OK, everyone! Toby’s a left-wing thug.’
Wednesday
I bring diversity to your women’s gathering!
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‘I bring diversity to your women’s gathering!’
Wednesday
I’m on your wife’s side
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‘I’m on your wife’s side, you bastard!’
This book is bad
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‘This book is bad and it must be burned.’
I wish I was allowed to behave like a rescue dog
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‘It’s not fair! I wish I was allowed to behave like a rescue dog.’
Wednesday
Identify as women
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‘Can you identify as women?’
