Not what they were
‘Cats on the internet are not what they were...’
‘Cats on the internet are not what they were...’
‘What are you going to do with your fiscal headroom?’
‘The area’s very popular with people who can’t afford their mortgages any more.’
‘We don’t need any help, thanks. This is a lifestyle choice.’
‘Oh no! We’ve gone back to basics again.’
‘Help will be trickling down soon.’
‘She doesn’t even seek human approval.’
‘The news is heartbreaking at the moment.’
‘Do the working class like us yet?’
‘Things are bad – he misses Liz Truss.’
‘Thank goodness the police don’t bother arresting us!’
‘What a coincidence! Our kids are at a fee-paying school, too!’
‘It’s not fair! All my friends are pathologised – why can’t I be?’
‘But I haven’t started reading yet.’
‘We rowed back a bit on our green principles.’
‘Congratulations! You’re not a witch after all.’
‘Good news! You’re on the waiting list for a new hospital.’