Let’s pave over our garden
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‘Let’s pave over our garden so we can charge our eco car.’
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‘Let’s pave over our garden so we can charge our eco car.’
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‘It has come to our attention that you have not been captured.’
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‘Great news! I’ve found out what a woman is.’
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‘It’s nice to see blue rinse is popular again.’
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‘God, he’s depressing company.’
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‘We’d like to visit America when it’s great again.’
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‘Why can’t you be alienated like other boys?’
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‘The government’s approach to planning has really changed.’
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‘I have a women problem.’
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‘We remember when Labour used to be nice.’
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‘Here’s a list of things you need to hate.’
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‘You need to increase your defence spending.’
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‘On the bright side, women’s sport has got a lot faster...’
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‘He’s taken up beer and fags to make himself more popular with voters.’
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‘They’re busy creating the next scandal.’
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‘We need to bring down the anti-establishment.’
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‘Well, no one told me there was a new world order.’
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‘It has come to our attention that you are not diverse.’
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‘On the bright side, we can be victims again.’
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‘I’m sorry, but we’re ending our DEI programme.’