We don’t need to say anything
‘We don’t need to say anything.’
Grizelda
Wednesday
Wednesday
Hold the front page!
‘Hold the front page!’
I was only creating orders
‘I was only creating orders.’
Wednesday
Please stop tearing up the post
‘I know you’re angry, but please stop tearing up the post.’
Wednesday
Friday
Nice opinion poll
‘I’d like a nice opinion poll for Christmas.’
What’s happening?
‘Oh no! What’s happening in the Middle East now?!’
Wednesday
I love showing restraint
‘I love showing restraint in other people’s pay.’
Opened a Twitter account
‘Goodness! He only opened a Twitter account last Wednesday.’
Wednesday
Not what they were
‘Cats on the internet are not what they were...’
What are you going to do with your fiscal headroom?
‘What are you going to do with your fiscal headroom?’
Very popular
‘The area’s very popular with people who can’t afford their mortgages any more.’
Wednesday
Lifestyle choice
‘We don’t need any help, thanks. This is a lifestyle choice.’
Wednesday
Oh no! We’ve gone back to basics again
‘Oh no! We’ve gone back to basics again.’
Help will be trickling down soon
‘Help will be trickling down soon.’
Wednesday
She doesn’t even seek human approval
‘She doesn’t even seek human approval.’
Wednesday
The news is heartbreaking at the moment
‘The news is heartbreaking at the moment.’
Wednesday
Do the working class like us yet?
‘Do the working class like us yet?’
Wednesday
Things are bad
‘Things are bad – he misses Liz Truss.’
