You need to increase your defence spending
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‘You need to increase your defence spending.’
Grizelda
Wednesday
Wednesday
Women’s sport has got a lot faster…
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‘On the bright side, women’s sport has got a lot faster...’
He’s taken up beer and fags to make himself more popular with voters
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‘He’s taken up beer and fags to make himself more popular with voters.’
Wednesday
They’re busy creating the next scandal
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‘They’re busy creating the next scandal.’
Wednesday
Anti-establishment
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‘We need to bring down the anti-establishment.’
Wednesday
New world order
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‘Well, no one told me there was a new world order.’
Not diverse
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‘It has come to our attention that you are not diverse.’
Wednesday
We can be victims again
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‘On the bright side, we can be victims again.’
Wednesday
We’re ending our DEI programme
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‘I’m sorry, but we’re ending our DEI programme.’
I have full confidence in you
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‘Bad news I’m afraid – I have full confidence in you.’
So we’re agreed
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‘So we’re agreed – turning a blind eye is cheaper than an investigation.’
Wednesday
The end of woke
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Elon Musk endorsement
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‘Oh no! He’s received an Elon Musk endorsement.’
Sunday
In order to stay relevant we need to modernise
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‘I’m sorry, but in order to stay relevant we need to modernise.’
Monday
You’re terribly white
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‘You’re terribly white.’
You need to download the app!
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‘Wake up! You need to download the app!’
Invitation
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‘It’s an invitation to spend Christmas with the relatives.’
Wednesday
I can’t decide
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‘I can’t decide what phone to get.’
Wednesday
It’ll be nice to do some harm for a change
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‘It’ll be nice to do some harm for a change.’
I worry that we’re in an echo chamber
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‘I worry that we’re in an echo chamber.’