Wait till they start rioting
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‘Wait till they start rioting – then arrest everyone.’
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‘Wait till they start rioting – then arrest everyone.’
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‘But Geoff’s lived experience says the facts are wrong.’
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‘Great news! The country is going to the dogs!’
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‘What’s this about Britishness meaning something to you?’
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‘You affirmed your kids? We told ours to stop being idiots.’
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‘You’re under arrest for misconstrued satire.’
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‘I’m on the I’m right side of history.’
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‘I worry that his algorithms are telling him this is normal…’
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‘Why are the public so out of touch with us?’
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‘Listening to TikTok videos without headphones? Seems reasonable to me...’
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‘It’s another invitation to celebrate inclusion.’
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‘I get it. You can see that I don’t get it.’
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‘Fortunately this issue isn’t important to me.’
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‘Can I interest you in being alienated from democracy?’
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‘Let’s pave over our garden so we can charge our eco car.’
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‘It has come to our attention that you have not been captured.’
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‘Great news! I’ve found out what a woman is.’