Virtue signal
‘Quick! Let’s virtue-signal to gain the kids’ approval.’
Grizelda
Wednesday
A lot of people have chosen this hill to die on
‘A lot of people have chosen this hill to die on’
Wednesday
Verified people first
‘OK, let’s hear from the verified people first.’
Wednesday
Make your mark
Make your mark
2016 Brexit referendum
‘Steve’s thinking of accepting the results of the 2016 Brexit referendum.’
Wednesday
We’re looking for people to stand as Conservatives
‘We’re looking for people to stand as Conservatives.’
Wednesday
‘Stop being so toxic.’
‘Stop being so toxic.’
Wednesday
Today in class
‘Today in class I’m going to commit a non-hate crime incident.’
Wednesday
Good news!
‘Good news! Things haven’t got even worse yet’
Does anyone have a slogan they’d like to shout out?
‘Does anyone have a slogan they’d like to shout out?’
Come outside and say that…
‘Come outside and say that... in a new podcast with me.’
Wednesday
Hate crime
‘Disagreeing with me is a hate crime!’
Thursday
What did you get offended by at school today…?
‘What did you get offended by at school today...?’
Wednesday
The night-time economy
‘The night-time economy is not what it was.’
Wednesday
It’s a “Tory voter under the age of 25”
‘It’s a “Tory voter under the age of 25”.’
These are all the awards I won running in the women’s category
‘These are all the awards I won running in the women’s category.’
Wednesday
He suddenly keeled over
‘There he was, happily slagging off Putin, when he suddenly keeled over.’
Do you have to be your true authentic self
‘Do you have to be your true, authentic self in the office?’
Wednesday
You need to leave
‘I’m sorry darling, but the diversity, equity and inclusion officer says you need to leave.’
Wednesday
There’s someone even more unpopular than us!
‘Good news! There’s someone even more unpopular than us!’
