A lot of people have chosen this hill to die on
‘A lot of people have chosen this hill to die on’

‘A lot of people have chosen this hill to die on’
‘OK, let’s hear from the verified people first.’
Make your mark
‘Steve’s thinking of accepting the results of the 2016 Brexit referendum.’
‘We’re looking for people to stand as Conservatives.’
‘Stop being so toxic.’
‘Today in class I’m going to commit a non-hate crime incident.’
‘Good news! Things haven’t got even worse yet’
‘Does anyone have a slogan they’d like to shout out?’
‘Come outside and say that... in a new podcast with me.’
‘Disagreeing with me is a hate crime!’
‘What did you get offended by at school today...?’
‘The night-time economy is not what it was.’
‘It’s a “Tory voter under the age of 25”.’
‘These are all the awards I won running in the women’s category.’
‘There he was, happily slagging off Putin, when he suddenly keeled over.’
‘Do you have to be your true, authentic self in the office?’
‘I’m sorry darling, but the diversity, equity and inclusion officer says you need to leave.’
‘Good news! There’s someone even more unpopular than us!’
‘I don’t answer to dog whistles, bigot!’