Hallelujah! You have become a pregnant person!
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Grizelda
Friday
Wednesday
‘I’m afraid you’ve become wealthy.’
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‘I’m sorry kids but you’re going to be lifted into poverty.’
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Wednesday
‘I wish the activist staff would get on with some work.’
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Wednesday
Wednesday
‘Couldn’t we just have stopped paying our TV licence?’
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Wednesday
‘Daddy, can you read me a bedside political narrative?’
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According to our records, you haven’t claimed your victimhood
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Wednesday
‘Let’s increase taxes for everyone earning over an MP’s pay.’
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No – you can’t get a dog
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Wednesday
‘Can’t you even be a little bit woke, just for politeness’s sake?’
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Wednesday
I think it’s time you accepted the world has gone mad.
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‘Could you turn this into bad news, please?’
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Wednesday
They were so benign when they were first introduced.
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Wednesday
‘Would anyone like to say anything offensive about the deceased?’
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‘I’m cautioning you for moaning about police overreach.’
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Wednesday
Embedded AI
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Wednesday
Wednesday
Wait till they start rioting
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