It’s OK everyone
‘It’s OK, everyone! Toby’s a left-wing thug.’
Grizelda
Wednesday
Wednesday
I bring diversity to your women’s gathering!
‘I bring diversity to your women’s gathering!’
Wednesday
I’m on your wife’s side
‘I’m on your wife’s side, you bastard!’
This book is bad
‘This book is bad and it must be burned.’
I wish I was allowed to behave like a rescue dog
‘It’s not fair! I wish I was allowed to behave like a rescue dog.’
Wednesday
Identify as women
‘Can you identify as women?’
Wednesday
I used to be a shy Tory
‘I used to be a shy Tory – now I’m a really embarrassed one.’
Wednesday
Political opinions
‘Do you have any political opinions we can mock?’
Wednesday
I’m worried we’re not being annoying enough
‘I’m worried we’re not being annoying enough.’
Wednesday
Fossil free books
‘Oh no! We can’t burn them as they’ll produce harmful CO2.’
Wednesday
Virtue signal
‘Quick! Let’s virtue-signal to gain the kids’ approval.’
A lot of people have chosen this hill to die on
‘A lot of people have chosen this hill to die on’
Wednesday
Verified people first
‘OK, let’s hear from the verified people first.’
Wednesday
Make your mark
Make your mark
2016 Brexit referendum
‘Steve’s thinking of accepting the results of the 2016 Brexit referendum.’
Wednesday
We’re looking for people to stand as Conservatives
‘We’re looking for people to stand as Conservatives.’
Wednesday
‘Stop being so toxic.’
‘Stop being so toxic.’
Wednesday
Today in class
‘Today in class I’m going to commit a non-hate crime incident.’
