Not what they were
From our UK edition
‘Toy soldiers are not what they were.’
Grizelda
Thursday
Thursday
Fiscal conservative
From our UK edition
Brazil variant
From our UK edition
‘Oh no! The Brazil variant will reverse lockdown easing!’
Thursday
You’re proving problematic
From our UK edition
‘You’re proving problematic for the church.’
Thursday
Compete on a global level
From our UK edition
‘Do we have to compete on a global level?’
Thursday
Home-schooling parents
From our UK edition
Thursday
Before social media
From our UK edition
‘They got on so well before social media.’
Acceptable reason to be out
From our UK edition
‘Showing off your vaccinations is not an acceptable reason to be out.’
Thursday
Pretend visitor
From our UK edition
‘Your dad is pretending to be a visitor.’
Dogs out during lockdown
From our UK edition
‘What are all these dogs doing out during lockdown?’
Thursday
Rates are going up
From our UK edition
‘Oh, no! Rates are going up.’
Thursday
They’ve run out of dogs
From our UK edition
‘They’ve run out of dogs.’
I wonder if we’ll be allowed to go back to the office
From our UK edition
‘I wonder if we’ll be allowed to go back to the office.’
Thursday
Do you have to say that about everything you don’t like…?
From our UK edition
‘Do you have to say that about everything you don’t like...?’
Thursday
I studied them all on Twitter
From our UK edition
‘I studied them all on Twitter.’
Thursday
Here are some of our most amusing prices
From our UK edition
‘…and here are some of our most amusing prices.’
The last lockdown
From our UK edition
‘I miss the bleak dystopian feel of the last lockdown.’
Thursday
How long is your circuit breaker?
From our UK edition
‘How long is your circuit breaker?’
Thursday
Need to retrain
From our UK edition
‘You need to retrain.’
