Serves you right
‘Serves you right for judging people on their bookcases.’

‘Serves you right for judging people on their bookcases.’
‘Oi! You lot, disperse!’
Keeping up with the Joneses.
‘You’ve been out burning down phone masts TWICE today.’
‘I’m worried they’ll get bored of lockdown in a few years.’
‘Keep two metres away from those Easter eggs.’
‘Good news!’
‘Look! There’s something about Brexit on the news.’
‘I’ve sent off your opinions to Toxicology.’
‘We’re looking to hire someone who responds well to bullying.’
‘Oh no! What have I tweeted..?’
‘How would you like the deceased to be recycled?’
‘Stop being so young — it’s annoying everyone.’
‘Bloody Tories are ending austerity.’
‘They made a fortune collecting all the Brexit coins thrown away by angry Remainers.’