Gov Rules
‘There’s no guidance on what to have for dinner.’
Grizelda
Thursday
Thursday
We need clarity on how to break the rules
‘We need clarity on how to break the rules.’
Thursday
Serves you right
‘Serves you right for judging people on their bookcases.’
Lockdown leave/remain
Oi! You lot, disperse!
‘Oi! You lot, disperse!’
Thursday
Keeping up with the Joneses
Keeping up with the Joneses.
Burning down phone masts
‘You’ve been out burning down phone masts TWICE today.’
Thursday
Thursday
Bored of lockdown
‘I’m worried they’ll get bored of lockdown in a few years.’
Saturday
Keep two metres away from those Easter eggs
‘Keep two metres away from those Easter eggs.’
Runners keep distance
Good news, the end is nigh
‘Good news!’
Saturday
Saturday
Look! There’s something about Brexit on the news
‘Look! There’s something about Brexit on the news.’
Saturday
I’ve sent off your opinions to Toxicology
‘I’ve sent off your opinions to Toxicology.’
Saturday
Responds well to bullying
‘We’re looking to hire someone who responds well to bullying.’
Saturday
What have I tweeted?
‘Oh no! What have I tweeted..?’
Saturday
Recycle the dead
‘How would you like the deceased to be recycled?’
Wednesday
Stop being so young
‘Stop being so young — it’s annoying everyone.’
