Grizelda

‘On the internet, make sure no one knows you’re a woman.’

‘That’ll be 8,300 calories.’

‘But that’s why I vote for them!’

‘I see the guidance has changed.’

‘The area has benefitted from no restrictions on money laundering.’

‘Let me introduce Peter, who will be doing all our dirty work for us.’

‘You’ve missed out on some generous Covid fraud opportunities.’

‘Just think how rich we could have been if only you’d been corrupt.’

‘Russian sanctions are hitting the Tories hard.’

‘We’re looking for someone to be offended by.’

‘Can you please stop being 7 per cent more expensive than you were last year?’

‘We have nothing affordable. Can you come back in the past?’

‘Yes we’re keeping well thanks. Same old gender.’

‘Should we take that down?’

‘Look at the terrible things they’re saying about me.’