Same old variant
‘Look at him — same old variant.’
Grizelda
Thursday
Thursday
Is it within the rules
‘Is it within the rules not to be terrified any more?’
Thursday
Not what they were
‘Toy soldiers are not what they were.’
Thursday
Brazil variant
‘Oh no! The Brazil variant will reverse lockdown easing!’
Thursday
You’re proving problematic
‘You’re proving problematic for the church.’
Thursday
Compete on a global level
‘Do we have to compete on a global level?’
Thursday
Thursday
Before social media
‘They got on so well before social media.’
Acceptable reason to be out
‘Showing off your vaccinations is not an acceptable reason to be out.’
Thursday
Pretend visitor
‘Your dad is pretending to be a visitor.’
Dogs out during lockdown
‘What are all these dogs doing out during lockdown?’
Thursday
Rates are going up
‘Oh, no! Rates are going up.’
Thursday
They’ve run out of dogs
‘They’ve run out of dogs.’
I wonder if we’ll be allowed to go back to the office
‘I wonder if we’ll be allowed to go back to the office.’
Thursday
Do you have to say that about everything you don’t like…?
‘Do you have to say that about everything you don’t like...?’
Thursday
I studied them all on Twitter
‘I studied them all on Twitter.’
Thursday
Here are some of our most amusing prices
‘…and here are some of our most amusing prices.’
The last lockdown
‘I miss the bleak dystopian feel of the last lockdown.’
