Grizelda

‘We’re looking for someone to be offended by.’

‘Can you please stop being 7 per cent more expensive than you were last year?’

‘We have nothing affordable. Can you come back in the past?’

‘Yes we’re keeping well thanks. Same old gender.’

‘Should we take that down?’

‘Look at the terrible things they’re saying about me.’

‘In the interests of balance, we’re going to hear “both sides” of the debate.’

‘It’s my democratic right to vote for a sleazy MP!’

‘I’m sorry Tibbles, but Monty has turned us into dog people.’

‘Bloody lefties.’

‘Your colleagues are wondering if you could send fewer death threats.’

‘I’m sorry, kids, but we’re going to have to rebel against you.’