Careful with those scissors
Grizelda
Thursday
Thursday
Bloody cancel culture
‘Bloody cancel culture.’
Thursday
He’s a Scientist
‘You’ll have to excuse Nigel — he’s a scientist.’
Culture wars
‘Next divide, please.’
Thursday
Thursday
UK summer holiday
‘We’re not homeless! This is our UK summer holiday.’
Politicise everything
‘Do they have to politicise everything, Mummy?’
Thursday
Hell and back
‘Hell and back was a popular destination last year.’
Not flying a flag
‘We’ve had reports you’re not flying a Palestinian flag.’
Thursday
It’s a difficult time to be the opposition
‘It’s a difficult time to be the opposition.’
Thursday
Out of touch
‘Isn’t it great being out of touch with ordinary people?’
Which inquiry are you looking forward to most?
‘Which inquiry are you looking forward to most?’
Thursday
He’s furious
‘He’s furious that reality won’t agree with him.’
Thursday
A big thank you
‘And a big thank you to Adrian, who has drawn up our corporate bullying strategy.’
Thursday
Commute to work
‘Daddy misses his commute to work.’
Thursday
Same old variant
‘Look at him — same old variant.’
Thursday
Is it within the rules
‘Is it within the rules not to be terrified any more?’
Thursday
Not what they were
‘Toy soldiers are not what they were.’
Thursday
Brazil variant
‘Oh no! The Brazil variant will reverse lockdown easing!’