Grizelda

‘We’ve cut down on non-essentials, like children.’

‘When did we become the dissenters? I thought we were the establishment!’

‘Well, somebody thought the wrong things.’

‘We need to join Twitter to find out why we need to leave.’

‘What’s this about you not having the opinions of someone in their twenties?’

‘I’m anti-growth.’

‘Vote Labour!’

‘Urgh! Not another culture war.’

‘Congratulations! It’s one of these!’

‘As a mark of respect, I’m going to be really disrespectful after the funeral.’

‘We need dogs at polling stations now!’

‘Your son is showing worrying signs of being a future PM.’