Grizelda

‘Oh no! You’ve been radicalised by the wrong side.’

‘Let’s renounce something everyone’s forgotten.’

‘What ideologies did you learn at school today?’

‘Oh look! He’s censoring his first words.’

‘It’s good to see him staying economically active.’

‘I’m afraid you can’t afford money any more.’

‘The public are demanding minimum service levels.’

‘Oh god! My diet is working! I’ll have to carry on with it.’

‘We’re hiring more Horsemen of the Apocalypse.’

‘You’re upsetting the markets.’

‘We had to switch it off.’

‘It’s all right for you – at least you were poor already.’