Great news!
‘Great news! I’ve found out what a woman is.’
Grizelda
Wednesday
It’s nice to see blue rinse is popular again
‘It’s nice to see blue rinse is popular again.’
Tuesday
God, he’s depressing company
‘God, he’s depressing company.’
Wednesday
We’d like to visit America when it’s great again
‘We’d like to visit America when it’s great again.’
Why can’t you be alienated like other boys?
‘Why can’t you be alienated like other boys?’
Wednesday
The government’s approach
‘The government’s approach to planning has really changed.’
Wednesday
I have a women problem
‘I have a women problem.’
Wednesday
We remember when Labour used to be nice
‘We remember when Labour used to be nice.’
Wednesday
Here’s a list
‘Here’s a list of things you need to hate.’
Wednesday
You need to increase your defence spending
‘You need to increase your defence spending.’
Wednesday
Women’s sport has got a lot faster…
‘On the bright side, women’s sport has got a lot faster...’
He’s taken up beer and fags to make himself more popular with voters
‘He’s taken up beer and fags to make himself more popular with voters.’
Wednesday
They’re busy creating the next scandal
‘They’re busy creating the next scandal.’
Wednesday
Anti-establishment
‘We need to bring down the anti-establishment.’
Wednesday
New world order
‘Well, no one told me there was a new world order.’
Not diverse
‘It has come to our attention that you are not diverse.’
Wednesday
We can be victims again
‘On the bright side, we can be victims again.’
Wednesday
We’re ending our DEI programme
‘I’m sorry, but we’re ending our DEI programme.’
I have full confidence in you
‘Bad news I’m afraid – I have full confidence in you.’
So we’re agreed
‘So we’re agreed – turning a blind eye is cheaper than an investigation.’