Grizelda

‘You’re terribly white.’

‘I can’t decide what phone to get.’

‘It’ll be nice to do some harm for a change.’

‘I’m the first stale, pale and male man to head up an EDI department!’

‘Hurry up with that Assisted Dying Bill.’

‘We’d like to run up a £20 billion black hole.’

‘I hate missing the Tories.’

‘Good news! You’re involved in an acceptable form of extremism.’

‘Oh no! We’ve been invited to another Twitter leaving do.’

‘It’s OK, everyone! Toby’s a left-wing thug.’

‘I bring diversity to your women’s gathering!’

‘I’m on your wife’s side, you bastard!’

‘Can you identify as women?’