We’re ending our DEI programme
‘I’m sorry, but we’re ending our DEI programme.’
Grizelda
Wednesday
I have full confidence in you
‘Bad news I’m afraid – I have full confidence in you.’
So we’re agreed
‘So we’re agreed – turning a blind eye is cheaper than an investigation.’
Wednesday
Elon Musk endorsement
‘Oh no! He’s received an Elon Musk endorsement.’
Sunday
In order to stay relevant we need to modernise
‘I’m sorry, but in order to stay relevant we need to modernise.’
Monday
You’re terribly white
‘You’re terribly white.’
You need to download the app!
‘Wake up! You need to download the app!’
Invitation
‘It’s an invitation to spend Christmas with the relatives.’
Wednesday
I can’t decide
‘I can’t decide what phone to get.’
Wednesday
It’ll be nice to do some harm for a change
‘It’ll be nice to do some harm for a change.’
I worry that we’re in an echo chamber
‘I worry that we’re in an echo chamber.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
I’m the first stale, pale and male man to head up an EDI department!
‘I’m the first stale, pale and male man to head up an EDI department!’
Wednesday
Assisted Dying Bill
‘Hurry up with that Assisted Dying Bill.’
Wednesday
We’d like to run up a £20 billion black hole
‘We’d like to run up a £20 billion black hole.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
I hate missing the Tories
‘I hate missing the Tories.’
Wednesday
Good news!
‘Good news! You’re involved in an acceptable form of extremism.’
Wednesday
Twitter leaving do
‘Oh no! We’ve been invited to another Twitter leaving do.’
