Dredge

‘Happy new year.’

‘The other two are still working from home.’

‘What’s the matter with us – we don’t offend each other any more, dear.’

‘They’re ambulance spotters.’

‘Is it just me or are eras getting shorter these days?’

‘You’re history, pal – make way for the King Charles spaniel.’

‘This is one football that isn’t “coming home”!’

‘If you’re looking for a lady with no baggage head over to Gatwick’s arrivals hall.’

The new steam age

‘Doctor will see you then...’

‘No need to tip. As there’s a taxi driver shortage, can you give me a lift home, please?’

‘The doctor won’t see you now.’

‘Nigel’s an ego warrior.’

‘That’s not a good sign.’