Dredge

‘I’m confused. Is not getting the winter fuel payment the same as assisted dying?’

‘Norman is a member of the local neighbourhood listen group.’

‘Our Terry always lights up the room.’

‘Clive has always been a flies-open sort of chap.’

‘We’ve got whisky and wild, wild women, but no cigarettes pal.’

‘And finally, some non BBC news...’

‘We met in a gender-neutral facility.’

‘I’m being stalked by a Netflix film crew.’

‘I wish they would keep music out of politics.’

‘Hi honeytrap – I’m home.’

Trans spotters.

‘We have to keep up with the times.’

‘Bit quiet in here tonight.’

‘I was expecting Gary Lineker.’

‘We decided to stay together for the sake of the podcast.’

‘Have you got this in “biblical proportions”?’