Romantic fiction
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Dredge
Yesterday
‘…Then we just found ourselves in the wrong place at the wrong time.’
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‘...Then we just found ourselves in the wrong place at the wrong time.’
Wednesday
‘…And they all lived anxiously ever after.’
‘…And they all lived anxiously ever after.’
The wife’s funeral dragged on a bit
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‘Sorry I’m late – the wife’s funeral dragged on a bit.’
Wednesday
…And they all lived anxiously ever after
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‘…And they all lived anxiously ever after.’
Wednesday
‘I think there should be a social media ban for over-16s.’
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‘I think there should be a social media ban for over-16s.’
Friday
‘Well, it wasn’t there yesterday.’
‘Well, it wasn’t there yesterday.’
Monday
‘Well, it wasn’t there yesterday.’
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‘Well, it wasn’t there yesterday.’
Wednesday
‘We’ve had enough and will be quitting Britain before the kids come home for Christmas.’
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‘We’ve had enough and will be quitting Britain before the kids come home for Christmas.’
Wednesday
‘Terry is a great believer in the freedom of hate speech.’
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‘Terry is a great believer in the freedom of hate speech.’
Wednesday
We met on a hating app
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‘We met on a hating app.’
Wednesday
It’s one in, one out
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‘Sorry pal – it’s one in, one out.’
Wednesday
I could murder a pint
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‘All I said was “I could murder a pint.”’
Wednesday
We need cheering up
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‘We need cheering up, Grandpa – tell us about the Cuban Missile Crisis.’
Tuesday
Worshipping from home
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‘Giles has been “worshipping from home” for the last three years.’
Wednesday
Euro lottery win
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‘We haven’t let the Euro lottery win change our lives – we’re still on benefits.’
Prison library
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Wednesday
I’m required to score your pain levels from 0 to ten
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‘I’m required to score your pain levels from 0 to ten, 0 being no pain...’
Wednesday
What’s wrong with me, Doc?
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‘What’s wrong with me, Doc? I don’t feel anxious, depressed, suicidal or paranoid.’
Wednesday
Works from home
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‘Derek still works from home.’
