It’s probably TB
‘It’s probably TB, but we won’t be sure until six months after we’ve killed you.’

‘It’s probably TB, but we won’t be sure until six months after we’ve killed you.’
‘Anyone got a better plan for getting through the winter?’
‘And you think that you’re a minority group.’
‘Tell me about the old days again, Dad. When we had silicon chips.’
‘I’ve been offered £10,000 to change universities or £20,000 to become a lorry driver.’
‘Look, I can still fit into my old burqa!’
‘The threat is receding but we still have to be cautious.’
‘Isn’t it great to be eating indoors again?’
‘You can’t come in unless you’ve been double jabbed.’
‘Did you manage to find anything you were looking for today?’
‘Waiter, there’s a fly suffering unnecessarily in my soup.’
'I know, but we’ve got to learn to live with it.’
'… for ever and ever, lockdown without end, Amen.’
‘Please, no more promises.’
‘Gentlemen, this is the new tax rate we’ll be avoiding.’
‘Frankly we’re tired of your predatory behaviour.’