Thinking about Christmas
‘Isn’t it time you started thinking about Christmas?’
Bernie
Wednesday
Wednesday
Ghost story
‘You know how you always enjoy a good ghost story on Christmas Eve, Charles?’
Wednesday
Wednesday
Frankly it’s a relief
‘Frankly it’s a relief to quiz someone who was good at their job.’
Wednesday
Bubble tea
‘Spare a tenner for a cup of bubble tea?’
Wednesday
Gentle as a kitten
‘Honestly, he’s as gentle as a kitten!’
Dad says we should go out for a drive while it’s still legal
‘Come on, kids. Dad says we should go out for a drive while it’s still legal.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
Dangerous puppy
‘Dad, can I have a dangerous puppy?’
Wednesday
Mind if I vape?
‘Mind if I vape?’
Wednesday
Unwanted kiss
‘Do you remember your first unwanted kiss?’
Wednesday
Antiques roadshow
‘My word! I thought the only one of these was in the British Museum!’
Do you ever worry that he’s being bullied at work?
‘Do you ever worry that he’s being bullied at work?’
Wednesday
Eating disorders
‘I’m six. I don’t need to know about eating disorders.’
Wednesday
I’m afraid we don’t serve solo diners
‘Not only have you been stood up, Sir, but I’m afraid we don’t serve solo diners.’
Wednesday
The bank doesn’t understand me
‘The bank doesn’t understand me.’
Wednesday
You have been charged £25 for this letter
‘We’ve closed your bank account… you have been charged £25 for this letter.’
Wednesday
The boy who self-identifies as a dog ate my homework, sir
‘The boy who self-identifies as a dog ate my homework, sir.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
Nowadays it’s all done by AI
‘Relax. Nowadays it’s all done by AI.’
