Double, double, toil and trouble
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‘Double, double, toil and trouble rule of six and support bubble…’
Bernie
Thursday
Thursday
Clocks go back
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‘That’s an extra hour in bed lying awake worrying.’
Thursday
You can’t go out
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Tipping point
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‘We’re at the tipping point.’
Thursday
Don’t snitch
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‘Don’t snitch on them, dear – have a word with them first.’
Thursday
The new normal
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‘Welcome to the new normal.’
Thursday
Leicester… Lancashire… Caerphilly…
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‘Leicester… Lancashire… Caerphilly… It’s working its way though the cheeses!’
Thursday
Wokes from home
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‘Lucy wokes from home.’
Thursday
Talk about social distancing
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‘Can I talk to you about social distancing?’
Thursday
We can stay
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‘We can stay but we’ll have to share with 250 new builds.’
Outdoor raves
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‘Bloody outdoor raves.’
Thursday
Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday
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‘Could I maybe take you out to dinner sometime, on a Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday?’
The message is clear
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‘The message is clear — eat out and stay at home.’
Thursday
This is embarrassing
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‘Well, this is embarrassing.’
Thursday
Pleased to meet you
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‘Pleased to meet you – always nice to put a face to a name.’
Does this dress go with this mask?
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‘Does this dress go with this mask?’
Thursday
Wild swimming
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‘You haven’t got the hang of this wild swimming have you?’
Thursday
It’s great to get our cultural lives back
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‘It’s great to get our cultural lives back, isn’t it Shelley?’
Borrowing and spending plan
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‘I’m sure you’ll be very excited by my massive borrowing and spending plan.’