Bernie

‘They haven’t got any of the basics — beer, wine, gin, vodka...’

‘I thought they were key workers.’

‘That ought to reduce the death toll.’

‘The paper’s more optimistic this morning.’

‘Our no-deal Brexit stockpile is now a coronavirus stockpile.’

‘Yes, you could say we’re self-isolating.’

‘And let’s all try to be a little bit kinder.’

‘It’s spreading like royal divorces!’

‘They built this hospital in just ten days, you know!’

‘It’s so refreshing to have something new to be polarised about.’