Does this dress go with this mask?
‘Does this dress go with this mask?’
Bernie
Thursday
Thursday
Wild swimming
‘You haven’t got the hang of this wild swimming have you?’
Thursday
It’s great to get our cultural lives back
‘It’s great to get our cultural lives back, isn’t it Shelley?’
Borrowing and spending plan
‘I’m sure you’ll be very excited by my massive borrowing and spending plan.’
Thursday
J.K. Rowling as a boy
‘And to think I used to love J.K. Rowling as a boy.’
Thursday
Before you tell me how it looks
‘Before you tell me how it looks, remember I queued for three hours to buy it.’
Thursday
‘Uncle Andrew?’
‘Uncle Andrew?’
It’s a somewhat reduced service
‘It’s a somewhat reduced service.’
Thursday
Straight to the beach
‘So, with the lockdown relaxed, I headed straight to the beach.’
Thursday
Happiest days of your life
‘You’ll remember school as the happiest days of your life.’
Thursday
Thursday
Work from work
‘Are you sure there’s no way I can work from work?’
Thursday
I’ve been waiting for four hours
‘I’ve been waiting for four hours and I still haven’t seen a patient.’
Thursday
Burberry has arrived
‘I see the Burberry has arrived.’
That’s an awful lot of issues
‘That’s an awful lot of issues.’
Thursday
More wildlife in the garden
‘Have you noticed we’re getting more wildlife in the garden?’
Are we nearly there?
‘Are we nearly there?’
Thursday
If you find any PPE
‘If you find any PPE you get to keep it.’