Ryanair mystery tours
‘The irrepressible Michael O’Leary!’

‘The irrepressible Michael O’Leary!’
‘Never a second thought for our mental health!’
‘It’s such a lovely day we thought we’d eat outside.’
‘Shall I put the kettle on?’
‘At last we can meet for facemask-to-facemask talks.’
‘They say you’re never more than six feet away from a chatty rat.’
‘There’s nothing more embarrassing than an ex prime minister on the make, Cherie.’
‘Is your journey really necessary?’
‘I must admit, I thought I could have had more support from the palace.’
‘No one must ever know I used to read the Guardian.’
‘When will it be safe to mug someone again?’
‘Oh yes, I’m up early every morning breaking the ice.’
‘If I was enjoying anything, I could give it up for Lent.’
‘I was just remembering how we used to complain about noisy people in crowded cinemas.’
‘So it was either this or lockdown.’
‘Here we go then. You may just feel a slight euphoria.’
‘Don’t mind Sharon — she’s doing her mindfulness thing.’
‘Can we stop watching cat videos and do some work, Mum?’