Noisy people in crowded cinemas
‘I was just remembering how we used to complain about noisy people in crowded cinemas.’
Bernie
Thursday
Thursday
Either this or lockdown
‘So it was either this or lockdown.’
Vaccination centre
‘Here we go then. You may just feel a slight euphoria.’
Thursday
Don’t mind Sharon
‘Don’t mind Sharon — she’s doing her mindfulness thing.’
Can we stop watching cat videos
‘Can we stop watching cat videos and do some work, Mum?’
Thursday
Fishermans Arm’s
‘Did I ever tell you of the time I was cast adrift on a sea of paperwork?’
Thursday
We moved to the catchment area
‘We moved to the catchment area of an excellent private tutor...’
Return to home schooling
‘Write an essay entitled “What I didn’t do on my holidays”.’
2021 diaries
Thursday
Not allwed in the delivery room
‘I’m not allowed in the delivery room.’
I want it to be a surprise
‘They don’t know we’re coming – I want it to be a surprise!’
God rest ye merry gentlemen…
‘God rest ye merry gentlemen and ladies, non-binary, transgender, gender neutral, pan-gender, a-gender…’
Thursday
It wasn’t until lockdown
‘It wasn’t until lockdown that I realised how little we have in common.’
Thursday
‘I’ll have a vodka martini
‘I’ll have a vodka martini — shaken, not stirred — and a Scotch egg.’
You can have a pint with it
‘Go on! You can have a pint with it.’
Thursday
The long Black Friday
The long Black Friday
Today we’d like to shout to you about Jesus
‘Today we’d like to shout to you about Jesus.’
Thursday
He’s self-alienating
‘He’s self-alienating.’
