Alex Massie

Alex Massie

David Cameron won’t debate Alex Salmond because televised debates are for losers.

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The standard assumption about political debates is that the campaign with most to gain in all in favour of them while the candidate presumed to be the front-runner wants nothing to do with them. Franklin Roosevelt refused to debate Wendell Wilkie in 1940, LBJ refused to debate Barry Goldwater in 1964 and, four years later, Richard Nixon (perhaps recalling his experience in 1960) declined to debate Hubert Humphrey. Indeed, you can argue that the modern American practice of Presidential debates might not exist at all but for the weakness of the position in which Gerald Ford found himself in 1976. As matters stand, I suspect there will be some reluctance to repeat 2010's experiment with televised debates between the three principle party leaders.

Death of the Two-State Solution

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At the (rejuvenated) New Republic, Ben Birnbaum has a comprehensive and comprehensively-depressing survey of the last-gasp prospects for a two-state solution to the Middle East 'peace process'. If the two-state solution (TSS) is not yet on life-support it is hardly a picture of health. The prognosis is not good and time is running out. According to Birnbaum, Mahmoud Abbas and Bibi Netanyahu are, in their different ways, the last remaining men who could make it work. Yet neither man, as he also demonstrates, has much room for manoeuver.

Liam Fox shows David Cameron how to lead the Tories to a historic defeat

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I think it is fair to say that Dr Liam Fox has never been one of David Cameron's chief chums. The former Defence Secretary has, as Paul Goodman notes, been closer to George Osborne. Be that as it may, his speech today is a fine reminder of Dr Fox's political limitations. This is the kind of stuff - and the kind of man, frankly - that helps explain why the Conservative party has not won a general election majority since 1992. Think on that and think on how much Britain has changed these past 21 years and how little the Tory party has. Dr Fox ignored all this, delivering a call to arms like it was 1981 All Over Again. But it is not. According to Fox, however: The great socialist coup of the last decade was making wealth an embarrassment. It is not.

Ed Miliband’s Convenient, Part-Time, Cowardly, Zionism

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For a few hours this morning it looked as though Ed Miliband might do something uncharacteristically courageous. The Jewish Chronicle reported that the Labour leader had described himself as a Zionist at a meeting organised by the Board of Deputies. It may be sad that this would need to be considered, as Dan Hodges put it, 'a brave and welcome statement' but that's the modern British left for you. Mr Hodges wondered if Miliband would 'stand by' this statement. His scepticism was sensible. And sure enough, word comes that Miliband's views have been 'misinterpreted' by the Jewish Chronicle. As Hodges relates the story: 'Asked at the event whether he was a Zionist Miliband reportedly responded, “Yes, I am a supporter of Israel”.

The worst idea in literary history: Sebastian Faulks is writing a “PG Wodehouse” novel

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The history of literature is replete with folly but the news that Sebastian Faulks is writing a novel featuring Reginald Jeeves and Bertram Wooster knocks all other blunders into a cocked-hat. We are not gruntled. Madness, not to put too fine a point on it, seems the only explanation for such a project. Perhaps, like Gussie Fink-Nottle, Mr Faulks is a glutton for punishment. Like the newt-fancier, one supposes he must spend a good deal of time staring at himself in the mirror. As for the rest of us, well, like the BBC's present lamentable adaptation of Blandings this news has us groaning and wincing "like Prometheus watching his vulture dropping in for lunch". Harry Mount says most of what needs to be said about this nonsense (though he is too kind by far to Faulks' lame Bond novel).

Hugo Chavez: A Clown Masquerading As A Threat

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As would-be dictators go, Hugo Chavez was on the clownish end of the repressive spectrum. By the end, however, the joke was wearing thin. He was, as Rory Carroll aptly describes him, an "elected autocrat". But if you judge a man by the company he keeps, Chavez's legacy takes a darker turn. In the name of sticking-it-to-the-man (that is, the United States) Chavez chummed himself to most of the world's ghastliest leaders. And, of course, his hero and father-figure was Fidel Castro, governor of the world's sunniest island gulag. Meanwhile, in Britain and Ireland, his death has been mourned by George Galloway (who deems Chavez a "modern day Spartacus"), Ken Livingstone, Gerry Adams and pretty much every other member of the far-left.

The Great Defence Procurement Rip-Off, Housing Edition

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There's no business like government business. Reacting to Philip Hammond's statement on future army basing yesterday, today's newspapers have led on either the decision to strip the Desert Rats of their tanks or on the broken promises on basing made to some parts of the country. Bringing the army back from the Rhine makes plenty of sense. That is, there's no conceivable need for British troops to remain in Germany. It is, perhaps, remarkable that, following the collapse of the Soviet Union, it will have taken (by the time the move is completed) more than a quarter of a century to achieve this. No-one can accuse the MoD of rushing these things. The Defence Secretary claimed yesterday that basing these troops in the United Kingdom would save £240m a year. Perhaps it will.

Revolting, Panic-Stricken Tories are doing Ed Miliband’s job for him

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Panic, once let loose, is hard to corral. And there seems to be plenty of panic on the Tory benches at Westminster. The Eastleigh by-election result, the stagnant economy and the rising sense that the Prime Minister has somehow lost his way all contribute to this. Each fresh setback - or perceived setback - now has an impact disproportionate to the actual size or importance of the problem. These things are no longer measured on a linear scale. Read, for instance, Ben Brogan's analysis in today's Telegraph and you will perceive an under-current of deep panic presently afflicting the Tory tribe in London. Similarly, when Paul Goodman is writing - correctly, I think - that a post-2015 leadership campaign has already, if quietly, begun you can sense the fear in Tory ranks.

Can’t Bat, Can’t Bowl, Can’t Field: Is this the worst Australian cricket team ever?

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Stuart Law. Darren Lehmann. Jamie Cox. Phil Jaques. Brad Hodge. Michael di Venuto. Chris Rogers. Martin Love. Tom Moody. Nine men who count as some of the unluckiest cricketers ever produced by Australia. Each of them scored more than 50 first-class centuries; none of them won more than a handful of test caps. They had the misfortune to be the contemporaries of the Waugh brothers, Ricky Ponting, Matthew Hayden, Justin Langer, Damien Martyn, Mike Hussey and so on. Such was Australia's strength in depth in what Gideon Haigh neatly termed the Green and Golden Age that none of these nine ever commanded a regular place in the test team. All of them would stroll into the current Australian side. Of course they would.

What is the point of the modern Conservative party?

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Who are the Conservatives? No, really, who are they and what do they stand for? Once upon a time - as James Kirkup points out in a typically astute post - we had a pretty decent idea about David Cameron. He was young. Polished. Presentable.  Dutiful. Unthreatening. Fiscally-conservative-but-socially-liberal. Modern (whatever, as Prince Charles might say, that means). Above all, he was neither Michael Howard nor Gordon Brown. Ah well. That was all a long time ago. Let sunshine win the day is the soundtrack to another era. Such are the trials of government. Time - and power - tarnish everything. What does David Cameron believe in now? He remains more popular than his party but sometimes you have to think that's a pretty feeble standard for success.

If David Cameron is serious about losing the next election he’ll cuddle-up to UKIP

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OK. Remember this: by-elections are always liable to be interpreted too keenly. Elections often fought on local issues then have their results scrutinised as though the election was a miniature general election. It isn't. People who should know better this morning are forgetting that. You know what else matters? The candidate. They matter much more at a by-election than they do in a general election. The Tory candidate Maria Hutchings might have won Eastleigh in a general election. But a by-election brings greater scrutiny. A good number of voters are minded to pick the best candidate. I suspect few of those voters endorsed Ms Hutchings.

80 years ago, Bodyline ended and English cricket enjoyed a triumph

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Today, February 28th 2013, is the 80th anniversary of the conclusion to one of the finest - and certainly the most controversial - test series ever played. Eighty years ago today, Wally Hammond and Bob Wyatt put on 125 for the third wicket as England strolled to an eight wicket win at Sydney. This capped a remarkable winter for the tourists and sealed a crushing 4-1 series victory. It remains one of English cricket's greatest foreign triumphs. Rarely before and rarely since has pure theory been so completely matched to the needs of applied cricket.

No, the Syrian civil war is not “Obama’s Rwanda”

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Today's Question To Which the Answer Is No is asked by Will Inboden over at Foreign Policy. To wit: Has Syria Become Obama's Rwanda? There are many reasons why it has not, not the least of them being that the question rests upon an utterly false premise. According to Inboden, however: In the crucible of policymaking, officials should ask themselves more often how they will look back on the decisions they made while in power. Former President Bill Clinton has repeatedly said that one of his biggest regrets was not intervening in Rwanda.

Scotland’s position in europe is weaker than the SNP would have you believe

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Nicola Sturgeon, arguably the SNP's most effective asset at present, went to Brussels today to deliver a speech about Scotland's future relationship with the EU. Most of it was as bland and unobjectionable as you might expect. Move along, not very much to see here. And with some reason. I think it is all but inconceivable that the EU would make it difficult for an independent Scotland to join the club. I also think Spanish (and perhaps Belgian) fears that letting Scotland join would set a dangerous precedent are, for the most part, exaggerated. At the very least I doubt that the threat of a Spanish veto is a good argument for voting No. Nevertheless, the process of admission might not be quite as straightforward as the nationalists (understandably) suggest.

Small By-Election in Hampshire; Not Many Dead

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By-elections are catnip for the media. But they are also, almost invariably, subject to greater scrutiny than they can reasonably bear. Only occasionally do they herald a new era or political realignment. Eastleigh is unlikely to prove an exception to that general rule. True, as Brother Payne suggests, Labour's likely dismal showing may demonstrate that Ed Miliband's still struggling to "connect" with southern voters but - though as a Miliband Sceptic it pains me to say so -  I'm not sure we should make too much of this. Similarly, UKIP's good showing is likely to be over-interpreted too. So, for that matter, will the Conservatives' (predicted) failure to win the seat, though this failure will cheer the anti-Cameron brigade on the Tory right.

Are British Doctors Paid Too Much?

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I knew that British doctors are well-paid but unti I saw, via Kevin Drum, this chart I had no idea they were so much better-paid than most of their peers in the western world.  This is culled from a 2004 OECD report (Pdf) and all figures are in PPP-adjusted dollars. Of course, doctors received significant pay increases during the Blair years. Specialists were not treated as kindly as (well-trained) GPs but even their wages increased by more than 30% in real terms. Which is fine. The constituency demanding pay cuts for doctors is very small. Nevertheless, these charts (which are not, I think, outdated in any significant sense) are worth recalling next time doctors try suggesting they are hard done by.

Brave, the Oscars and the Scottish Cringe.

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Hurrah for Brave, the little movie that could! And did! All Scotland salutes her Oscar for Best Animated Feature. Another triumph for the plucky underdogs at Disney-Pixar. That, at any rate, is the Scottish government's view. This "Scottish film" (according to the SNP's official twitter feed) is another example of Caledonian excellence. Only pedants and churls - of which the country possesses no shortage - can fail to be stirred by the movie's victory in a minor Oscar category. Well, of course, there's nothing wrong with liking Brave - a perfectly decent movie - and nothing wrong with preferring it to animated movies you most probably have not seen.

Vicky Pryce and the Usefulness of the Not Proven Verdict

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Like John Rentoul, I think much of the scoffing and chortling at the expense of the poor jury asked to consider Vicky Pryce's guilt (or innocence!) is misplaced. This was an unusual case. The questions* they asked - which have been much mocked - seem entirely reasonable to me. More than that, they're quite intelligent. "Reasonable doubt" for instance is not necessarily an obvious thing to measure or define. As for their conduct demonstrating that the Great British public is incapable of jury service, well, phooey to that. In any case, in both the legal systems that apply on these islands, the vast majority of trials do not involve juries at all. We do not actually believe juries are necessarily necessary for criminal proceedings.

Hilary Mantel did not attack Kate, she defended her.

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Like grief, stupidity has a hierarchy. So, on balance, Ed Miliband's response - if it can be so dignified - to Hilary Mantel's essay about the mystery and magic attraction of royalty was even dumber than David Cameron's. Neither, plainly, had read what Mantel had written. The Leader of the Opposition at least had the advantage of playing second. Having seen the Prime Minister make a chump of himself, Miliband would have been wise to resist the temptation to demonstrate his own chump credentials. This was beyond him. In modern British politics you cannot allow the existence - or even mere appearance - of a Chump Gap. Then again, it is one thing to make a fool of yourself in response to an essay you have not read but quite another to do so having actually read the damn thing.

Scottish Independence: Can’t We do Better Than This Dismal Campaign?

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Mario Cuomo, former governor of New York state (and father of the present governor) is perhaps these days most famous for his quip that politicians campaign in poetry but govern in prose. Sometimes, anyway. Scotland's independence referendum campaign, at present, doesn't even rise to the level of William McGonagle's execrable verse. Most of the prose is stale and hackneyed guff too. This is the subject of my Think Scotland column this week. An argument that should, in theory, be mildly exciting is instead - at least for now - failing to deliver: My sense is that many of the people paying most attention to this campaign are the people most likely to be depressed by its current content. They ask "Is this all there is?