A J Singleton

‘That’s all we need at this time of year — more cold turkey.’

‘I blame global warming…’

‘Luckily for us there’s no food to cook…’

‘We’ve turned into a penal colony’,

‘This isn’t cladding is it?’

‘I was thinking of a fortnight in the office...’

‘I haven’t had a haircut — I just pull it out instead.’

‘Vaccene with an “e”…’

‘The chlorinated chicken sounds good.’

‘I think I can hear a second wave.’

‘What did you do in the bore, Daddy?’