A J Singleton

‘She’s hobophobic.’

‘There are votes on the line.’

‘You can’t blame the hound, so I blame the Baskervilles’

‘They say that on a clear day you can see the end of the Ulez.’

‘Getting evacuated from anywhere nice this year?’

‘We found racism, sexism and elitism.’

‘They say that on a clear day you can see racism in six different counties…’

‘We’ve gone completely cashless.’

‘It’s terribly sad that the BBC is under threat of extinction.’

‘It was a wood-burner but we converted it to books.’

‘Whose round is it?’

‘I’m afraid this year the Christmas pudding has gone cashless.’

‘Talk about trendy – the food here is served on bits of wood.’