A J Singleton

‘It’s just as we feared – Putin has mucked around with the crackers.’

‘Let us prey.’

‘OK… take me to your party donor.’

‘I think some kind of party is in order’

‘Behold the autumn solstice! It’s time to put the heating on…’

‘We’ll have to tighten our green belts...’

‘He might get back in...’

‘Do you have any “Sorry, I’m not going to apologise” cards?’

‘It’s even gone down badly with the floating voters...’