Save lice!
Someone alert the World Wildlife Fund and Sir David Attenborough. Yet another indigenous British creature is facing extinction, its ranks denuded to almost nothing by arrogant human behaviour. In particular the arrogant behaviour of women. Yes, this is the sad story of pubic lice – a familiar tale of wilful habitat destruction. Researchers say the lice are dying out as a consequence of the modern trend for women to have all the hair ripped out of the area surrounding their front bottoms, leaving nowhere for the poor creatures to hide. They cling on in only a handful of strongholds – probably South Yorkshire, parts of Essex and of course Wales.