Spectator poems
From the magazine

The Ghost of Christmas Past Predicts her Death

Maitreyabandhu
EXPLORE THE ISSUE 22 February 2025
issue 22 February 2025

She’s everybody’s mother now. Our latest 

carer from Birmingham has a birthmark 

on her chin, wears coral nail extensions 

and might as well be a figure out of Grimm. 

She calls her ‘mum’ and ‘mother’, says ‘oh bless!’

whatever my mother says, shows me pictures 

of her boyfriend – ‘He’s my he/him’ – admires 

the penguin blanket. I make her scrambled eggs.

At the Co-op, a cheery voice celebrates 

the birthday of the world’s oldest creature,

a turtle, 190 years-old today;

meanwhile my ‘ripen at home’ avocados

still haven’t ripened on the kitchen sill. 

ANOTHER BLAST FOR THE ROYALS the papers say.

A long night. The carer’s smoker’s cough,

the humming of my mother’s airbed, the orchid 

in her bathroom suddenly in bloom.