Spectator poems
From the magazine

Not Quite Laid Up

Quentin Cowdry
EXPLORE THE ISSUE 08 February 2025
issue 08 February 2025

Grunting, you slipper-creep across the floor

slower than a sailboat in a Force 1 breeze.

I wonder whether in that ancient circuit

board of a head from which so little

intelligible has issued for weeks

the Beaufort Scale still means anything

or whether, if mentioned, you would

as usual get totally muddled,

mistake Force 1, under whose waftings

the sea hardly ripples, for gale Force 10.

Standing close in case of mishap I watch

you grip the grubby Zimmer frame

tighter, then tack hard to port and slump

into the Stannah Lift that will ease you

past prints and oils of your father’s ships

until you reach the downstairs harbour.

There, berthed in your favourite chair,

you turn to the window and observe

where clouds head, how the beech tree stirs.

Fine day for a float, you tell your son.

A mild south-westerly, no more than a three.

Later, I check the web, find you were right; dead on.