Changing in the changing rooms on International Women’s Day

It’s trying to snow but the window’s open wide.

My teacher has her hair in a towel and everyone’s a blur

because she’s lost a contact lens. Hello Kate! How are you?

Class was cancelled so she’s had a nice long shower

and now a friend comes in saying Someone asked today

have I thought about botox? I said ‘What’s wrong with looking my age?

I wear my soul on my face’, but she made me think, you know?

Surely there must be an easier way to tie shoelaces.

Pole Dance 2 are waiting on the stairs againas I go down to the treadmill.