‘Lieve looked like she wanted to run for her life before the AK-47 came out of Stefano’s trouser leg’
Sadly, I was being over-optimistic when I declared that if all went well with the builder boyfriend I would never need Stefano the Albanian again. It turns out that I never stopped needing Stefano. I needed him while I was dating the builder, because builders never do any building work in their own lives —