If this isn’t a superspreader event
‘If this isn’t a superspreader event, I don’t know what is.’
‘If this isn’t a superspreader event, I don’t know what is.’
‘We’re going to pretend to have Covid this Christmas.’
‘Daddy’s videoing your Nativity play cancellation.’
‘Killjoy to the world.’
‘Isn’t it nice to be around a roaring fire at Christmas…?’
Following yonder internet star.
‘First the robot took my job, now it’s getting off with Miss Pinkerton.’
‘Don’t celebrate Christmas.’
‘Would you mind if some students watch while I deliver your presents?’
‘Happy New Year, whatever.’
‘Sorry, but we all have to learn to rely less on coal.’
‘I am the Ghost of Christmas Future! He/him.’
‘I was not consulted.’
‘It’s 2021. What were you expecting?’
‘It’s the three ego-crazed billionaires.’
‘We’re keeping our Christmas plans fluid.’
‘It’s our levelling up agenda.’