Offensive label
‘That label could cause offence to a minority.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Now Djokovic is above the law
‘Now Djokovic is above the law.’
Prince Andrew is no longer protected by the Queen
Thursday
It’s a cost of living it up crisis
‘It’s a cost of living it up crisis.’
I care about the environment
‘Of course I care about the environment, but in a Leonardo DiCaprio way’
Don’t bother to look cute
‘Don’t bother to look cute — look warm.’
Customer survey
Cut out the carbs
‘Cut out the carbs.’
Is this a meeting or a party?
i be dyslexic
‘Arrrrrr, sorry ladies, I be dyslexic.’
We’re having a bit of a don’t
‘We’re having a bit of a don’t.’
I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs
‘I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million.’
What are you like at replacing cladding?
‘What are you like at replacing cladding?’
Same old gender
‘Yes we’re keeping well thanks. Same old gender.’
End of free lateral flow tests?
‘Ah well, we knew the good times couldn’t last forever.’
£50 says you’ll need to call the gamblers’ helpline
Haven’t we seen you on CCTV?
‘Haven’t we seen you on CCTV?’
Thursday
Blast! I had a feeling we’d woken up too early
‘Blast! I had a feeling we’d woken up too early.’
