I reckon we won’t invade until…
‘I reckon we won’t invade until Putin hears what Sue Gray has to say.’
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Thursday
Antiques Roadshow
Curtains for the PM?
I’m stuffed
‘No thanks, I’m stuffed.’
Middle of the road
‘I hear they’re very middle-of-the-road.’
Personal trainer
‘He’s my personal trainer.’
To be seen to be there
‘The reason used to be “because it’s there”. Now it’s to be seen to be there.’
Alexa… tell Amazon you’re not working
‘Alexa... tell Amazon you’re not working.’
All this politics is making me hungry
‘All this politics is making me hungry.’
Thursday
Do you think this will be the last season?
‘Do you think this will be the last season?’
Party tonight
They’ll have to go cap in hand to Gary Lineker
‘They’ll have to go cap in hand to Gary Lineker.’
Levelling up
Levelling up
You will soon go back to working at the office
‘I foresee you will soon go back to working at the office.’
More fun than this
‘I thought the metaverse would be more fun than this.’
We’re having a “Bring your own boos” party
‘We’re having a “Bring your own boos” party.’
Operation red meat
‘Sausage rolls, lamb bites, beef crostini…’