We will still need to present our biometric information
‘Of course, we will still need to present our biometric information.’
More cartoons
Thursday
You’re mad to go to war
‘You’re mad to go to war with Putin and insane not to!’
You’re on the wrong side
‘History? It’s over there – you’re on the wrong side.’
I can’t enlighten
‘I can’t enlighten you as to the meaning of “woman”.’
Cocktail bar
Thursday
No wonder it’s expensive
‘No wonder it’s expensive – it tastes like petrol.’
Have I done something
I keep having this dream
‘I keep having this dream where I’m wafer thin...’
I blame the parents
How rich we could have been
‘Just think how rich we could have been if only you’d been corrupt.’
Oligarch mansion for sale
‘He’s having to sell it to pay his gas bill.’
Upper lip stiffened
‘I’d like my upper lip stiffened.’
Why haven’t I got a peerage?
‘I’m your best friend – why haven’t I got a peerage?’
History
Too scared to watch the news
‘It’s for being too scared to watch the news’
I spy with my little eye something beginning with “M”
‘I spy with my little eye something beginning with “M”.’
Covid and nuclear war
Sometimes I worry that Lavinia is turning into a pushy parent
‘Sometimes I worry that Lavinia is turning into a pushy parent.’
This is your first parents’ evening, isn’t it?
‘This is your first parents’ evening, isn’t it?’
Your father’s made a lot of sacrifices
‘Your father’s made a lot of sacrifices to get you into a good school.’