Is your hand up or are you a far-right supporter?
More cartoons
Thursday
But that’s why I vote for them!
‘But that’s why I vote for them!’
Choc
We’ll burn up any extra calories when we do a runner
‘We’ll burn up any extra calories when we do a runner.’
No-fault divorce
‘Thank heavens for no-fault divorce.’
Thursday
He has four homes to heat
‘Pity poor Rishi Sunak – he has four homes to heat.’
A less hazardous energy source
‘One day they might decide to move towards a less hazardous energy source.’
Buy one, get one
I’m particularly proud of fetching that one
‘I’m particularly proud of fetching that one.’
I see the guidance has changed
‘I see the guidance has changed.’
Supermarket special
On the bright side
‘On the bright side, the days are getting longer.’
I have a terrible fear of not flying
‘I have a terrible fear of not flying.’
It’s not minimalism
‘It’s not minimalism – we can’t afford furniture.’
I’d have a heart attack
‘I’d have a heart attack but have you seen the state of the NHS?’
Thursday
A stunt man does all my Oscar presenting
‘A stunt man does all my Oscar presenting.’
Can we afford to go anywhere yet?
‘Can we afford to go anywhere yet?’
We could get some Ukrainians
‘We could get some Ukrainians in to huddle up with for warmth.’