More cartoons
Thursday
Leather goods
‘A suitcase? Certainly, Sir. Is it for wine or cash?’
Shouldn’t you be out catching criminals
‘Shouldn’t you be out catching criminals?’
Policing comedy
Getting a dental appointment is like pulling teeth
‘Getting a dental appointment is like pulling teeth.’
Thursday
Don’t get too excited
‘Don’t get too excited… this one’s public anger.’
This is wrong on so many levels
‘This is wrong on so many levels.’
Wallpapering over the cracks
‘They’re wallpapering over the cracks.’
Stagflation
Stagflation
This shadow cabinet is useless
‘This shadow cabinet is useless.’
Beginning of the end
‘It’s the beginning of The End.’
Swim competitively
‘If you wish to swim competitively it’ll have to be in a separate category.’
Thursday
The £100-a-tank
‘The £100-a-tank tests have not started well.’
We need to work on this campaign literature
‘We need to work on this campaign literature.’
Crop circles
‘Whatever else, rewilding has ruined crop circles!’
Rewilding U-turn
The cheaper and less qualified doctor will see you now
‘The cheaper and less qualified doctor will see you now.’
Go home Picasso
‘Go home Picasso. You’ve had enough.’
When I grow up
Move on
‘Let’s draw a line under this and move on.’