Stay hydrated
‘Remember son, it’s very important that you stay hydrated.’
More cartoons
Thursday
My biggest challenge was getting planning permission
‘My biggest challenge was getting planning permission.’
On a clear day…
‘And they do say on a clear day you can see your GP...’
You shouldn’t be responsible for it
If our flight hadn’t been cancelled…
‘Just think, if our flight hadn’t been cancelled we’d be in the sun right now.’
He parts one sea and we never hear the end of it
‘He parts one sea and we never hear the end of it.’
Marketing reckons we should be using TikTok
‘Marketing reckons we should be using TikTok – can you do a sexy little dance for 15 seconds?’
Thursday
Lulu Lytle
‘I expect Lulu Lytle will be overly decorated.’
If you’re looking for a lady with no baggage
‘If you’re looking for a lady with no baggage head over to Gatwick’s arrivals hall.’
We’ll miss our cancelled flight
‘Much longer in this go-slow protest and we’ll miss our cancelled flight.’
Our leader’s decided to cling on
‘Our leader’s decided to cling on.’
It’s not ladylike to fight
‘It’s not ladylike to fight.’
A tenner for your thoughts
‘A tenner for your thoughts...’
Norman identifies as confused
‘Norman identifies as confused.’
Fight in the dog
Tax cuts…
‘Tax cuts... tax cuts...’
The way Boris did
‘They don’t speak to me the way Boris did.’