These are the uncensored versions of older books
‘These are the uncensored versions of older books.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Is it me – or is it getting heavier?
‘Is it me – or is it getting heavier?’
Wednesday
Turning in his grave
‘I’ve come as Roald Dahl, miss. Turning in his grave’
RIP Betty Boothroyd
If you really loved me
‘If you really loved me you would have got me a tomato.’
Everyone thinks you’re crazy talking to the EU
Take these and you’ll never grow up
‘Take these and you’ll never grow up.’
Censoring first words
‘Oh look! He’s censoring his first words.’
This might be too traumatic for you to read
Feelings of emptiness
‘And how long have you had these feelings of emptiness?’
I’m afraid there’s an egg shortage and a soldier shortage
‘I’m afraid there’s an egg shortage and a soldier shortage.’
Sensitivity readers
‘It’s being analysed by sensitivity readers.’
the wheels on the electric bus
‘…the wheels on the electric bus go round and round, until it needs to charge…’
Salad days
I’ve given up giving up things for Lent
‘I’ve given up giving up things for Lent.’
Wednesday
Sensitivity reader
‘Sensitivity reader, I married him in an entirely appropriate and socially acceptable fashion.’
On the other hand
‘On the other hand, the threat of nuclear war means I’m less worried about climate change.’
Pssst!
‘Pssst! Uncensored Dahl.’
I accept you saw Elvis
‘I accept you saw Elvis – I just don’t believe he had a tomato.’