Lured into ordering the siren
‘Did you have to be lured into ordering the siren?’
More cartoons
Thursday
Silly season
‘Silly season’s here again then.’
Stop these leaks
‘We must stop these leaks.’
There’ll be no pudding
That’s global warming for you
‘That’s global warming for you.’
Yeah, yeah, tell me something I don’t know
‘Yeah, yeah, tell me something I don’t know.’
Shower scene
We heard there’s a dentist in the area
‘We heard there’s a dentist in the area taking new patients.’
Thursday
One football that isn’t “coming home”
‘This is one football that isn’t “coming home”!’
I’m a championship-winning footballer
‘I’m a championship-winning footballer trapped in a man’s body.’
Planet Liz
I bought baby her first booties
‘I bought baby her first booties!’
Drought warning
I have thousands of tweets in me
‘I don’t know about a book, but I have thousands of tweets in me.’
I’m worried about Beth
‘I’m worried about Beth. She doesn’t seem to like football like other girls.’
If they shouldn’t be here
‘If they shouldn’t be here, we should send them to Rwanda.’
