He’s standing on my foot
‘He’s standing on my foot.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Thursday
Hosepipe ban lifted
Hosepipe ban lifted
We can’t even afford the second cheapest bottle
‘What a life. We can’t even afford the second cheapest bottle.’
Tweets
It’s like being in government but with more to do
‘It’s like being in government but with more to do.’
Don’t worry I’m still in charge
I planted that story about me being away
‘I’m afraid I planted that story about me being away.’
The artificial lawn could do with vacuuming
‘The artificial lawn could do with vacuuming.’
Storm warning
‘Meteorological, political, military or financial?’
Costa del crisis
Just managed to fill it in time
‘I just managed to fill it in time before the ban here kicked in.’
Thursday
Lack of water
‘And this is our lack of water feature’
When you thought it couldn’t get any more depressing
I’m OK – I’m cleaning my hosepipe
‘I’m OK – I’m cleaning my hosepipe.’