Oh no! You’ve been radicalised
‘Oh no! You’ve been radicalised by the wrong side.’

‘Oh no! You’ve been radicalised by the wrong side.’
‘I expect Mr Punch will get a knighthood.’
‘I wanted to join the police but I didn’t have a criminal record.’
‘Let’s renounce something everyone’s forgotten.’
‘We’ve gone completely cashless.’
‘Thankfully Gerald, everyone agrees that your masculinity is non-toxic.’
‘He can’t think of any content to generate.’
‘Racist, misogynistic, homophobic...but enough about me...’
‘They’ve axed our annual bonus.’
‘I bought a bank.’
‘Not more politics.’
‘All he does is moan.’
‘Jeremy’s so clever – for a party piece he names all 73 genders.’
‘It’s terribly sad that the BBC is under threat of extinction.’