Whatever goes up
‘Whatever goes up, must go up again.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Autumn week planner
‘The days are getting shorter.’
He’s offsetting his cancelled flight
‘He’s offsetting his cancelled flight by cutting down a tree.’
Good old days to look back on
‘I’m sorry, kids, but you won’t have any good old days to look back on.’
Coin collecting
‘Norman’s taken up coin collecting.’
Energy bill crisis
‘Surely there’s a better word!’
Booster jabs
You do realise that’s a watercolour
‘You do realise that’s a watercolour.’
Thursday
An offer we can’t refuse
‘They made us an offer we can’t refuse.’
Parents don’t think you’re being stretched enough
‘Your parents don’t think you’re being stretched enough.’
Showing worrying signs of being a future PM
‘Your son is showing worrying signs of being a future PM.’
Strong languages department
‘We have a strong languages department.’
It’s in a catchment area for a great school
‘Ah! But it’s in a catchment area for a great school!’
We’re in the school catchment area
‘Oh no! We’re in the school catchment area.’
Too late
One for the price of three
‘Is it me – or are things getting worse?’
