Congratulations! It’s one of these!
‘Congratulations! It’s one of these!’
More cartoons
Thursday
Life can at last return to normal
‘Thank heaven life can at last return to normal.’
Queue for the bathroom
‘Don’t tell me I now have to queue for the bathroom!’
Thursday
Has fracking started?
‘Are you trembling with rage or has fracking started?’
Have confidence, you’ll grow into it
A mark of respect
‘As a mark of respect, I’m going to be really disrespectful after the funeral.’
Shift in the conflict
You’re history, pal
‘You’re history, pal – make way for the King Charles spaniel.’
War, famine, death, media
Swapped genders
‘The Prime Minister and the Queen have swapped genders!’
It’s a moment in history
‘We just felt we had to be here, really, it’s a moment in history.’
Monarch of the Glen
Still too soon
‘And order something you won’t enjoy. It’s still too soon.’
He won’t want to talk to the likes of us any more
‘He won’t want to talk to the likes of us any more.’
Some business lunch!
‘Some business lunch! I took you to a restaurant.’
Thursday
A bit wooden
‘I find her a bit wooden.’
Conserve our electricity
‘Ron and I have decided to conserve our electricity for the festive season.’
New pub signs
New pub signs.
Try turning it off and turning it off again
‘Try turning it off and turning it off again.’
New Tory PM
‘We need dogs at polling stations now!’