We could start a podcast
‘We could start a podcast.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
He’s going to take a course in AI
‘He’s interested in creative writing, so he’s going to take a course in AI.’
No ears were severed
Wednesday
This year, it’s a choice
‘This year, it’s a choice between heating and Oasis tickets.’
The fighting’s better
‘I’ve got tickets to the Tory conference – the fighting’s better.’
Flies-open
‘Clive has always been a flies-open sort of chap.’
Collection of fantasies
We’d like to run up a £20 billion black hole
‘We’d like to run up a £20 billion black hole.’
I’m confused
‘I’m confused – is this a Tory doom and gloom or Labour doom and gloom?’
But guys, I didn’t mean being this unpopular
‘But guys, I didn’t mean being this unpopular.’
Truss at 10
I hate public displays of affection when I don’t have my phone ready
‘You know I hate public displays of affection when I don’t have my phone ready.’
Thursday
Baker Street… what are the schools like?
‘Baker Street... what are the schools like?’
You can always spot the pushy parents
‘You can always spot the pushy parents.’
We’ll use the money we saved taking him out of private school to pay the fines for taking him out of state school
‘We’ll use the money we saved taking him out of private school to pay the fines for taking him out of state school.’
This is Ms Trellis
‘This is Ms Trellis, our drama teacher.’
But the school will fine us if we take the kids away during term time
‘But the school will fine us if we take the kids away during term time.’
