‘I can’t download the app, can I still get ill?’
‘I can’t download the app, can I still get ill?’
‘I can’t download the app, can I still get ill?’
‘Did you just criticise Netanyahu?’
‘You’ll be so rich that Peter Mandelson’s going to be fatally attracted to you.’
‘What have we done to deserve this? Trump this week, Harry last week...’
‘Do you have any “Sorry I misgendered you” cards?’
‘I can’t sleep, I’m so excited about the prospect of a new Labour deputy leader.’
‘I’m a former Tory voter looking for other Tories...’
‘But you will be able to come here for nail care and eyebrow threading.’
‘Autumn... season of mince pies and chocolate santas.’
‘Don’t make assumptions about the outcome of the deputy leadership contest.’
‘What does AI recommend?’
‘You have to question Nadine Dorries’s judgment – she ate my dad’s anus’
‘It’s solar powered.’