Somebody thought the wrong things
‘Well, somebody thought the wrong things.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Are we a cult yet?
‘Are we a cult yet?’
Neck and shoulder problems
‘And what do you think may be contributing to your neck and shoulder problems?’
I think we’re not being followed
‘Don’t look now, but I think we’re not being followed.’
All the gay footballers should boycott the World Cup!
‘All the gay footballers should boycott the World Cup!’
Since I stung Matt Hancock
‘Since I stung Matt Hancock the phone has not stopped ringing.’
I’m Spartacus
9 million Britons can’t read
‘Lucky sods!’
Thursday
Ambulance spotters
‘They’re ambulance spotters.’
Everyone’s leaving Twitter
Poultry farm
Biggles saves the planet
‘I’m not sure all these classic books benefit from modernisation.’
Tell my truth
‘I swear to tell my truth.’
Matt Hancock in the jungle
‘Oh no! It’s a love rat!’
Library? This is it
‘Library? This is it.’
Here you go – a little something towards your future debts
‘Here you go – a little something towards your future debts.’
We need to join Twitter to find out why we need to leave
‘We need to join Twitter to find out why we need to leave.’
Bird flu
Our first date
‘You’re seriously suggesting a walk in the park for our first date?’