The Christmas light
‘The Christmas light looks nice.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Havn’t seen you in church
‘I haven’t seen you in church lately.’
It’s only a matter of time
‘It’s only a matter of time before Nicola Sturgeon gives us our independence.’
Out of stock
The blank pages are intentional
‘The blank pages in this Agatha Christie biography are intentional. They’re when she went missing.’
Mary and Joseph
‘Yes, I’m quite sure that Mary and Joseph did not wear “One Love” armbands.’
I use my tablet
‘No thanks. While my phone is charging I use my tablet.’
Thursday
We can’t afford a heated discussion
‘We can’t afford a heated discussion.’
We don’t offend each other
‘What’s the matter with us – we don’t offend each other any more, dear.’
The cat’s dragged in an injured bird
‘The cat’s dragged in an injured bird.’
They’ll only blow it on Glastonbury tickets
‘They’ll only blow it on Glastonbury tickets.’
When did we become the dissenters?
‘When did we become the dissenters? I thought we were the establishment!’
I’m Pavlov’s dog. Does the name ring a bell?
‘I’m Pavlov’s dog. Does the name ring a bell?’
Thursday
The food here is served on bits of wood
‘Talk about trendy – the food here is served on bits of wood.’
These are for when the John Lewis ad comes on
‘These are for when the John Lewis ad comes on.’
Xmas list cut
Bird flu crisis
‘I’m not taking any chances.’
