I can’t stop the doors opening
‘I can’t stop the doors opening.’
‘I can’t stop the doors opening.’
‘Marley’s ghost has a less perturbing message than I anticipated.’
The Ghost of Christmas Post.
‘It’s high time we abolished the lords-a-leaping’
‘There’s going to be a chronic shortage of Tories.’
‘That was the spare’s bedroom.’
‘If the unions can make a comeback there’s hope for us all.’
‘But where are you really from?’
‘Are you two glued to that sofa?!’
‘It’s all right for you – at least you were poor already.’
‘Do you know how much eggs cost?’
‘I’ve made the children become vegans so that we don’t have to.’
‘Bah! We wanted to do that.’
‘Are you standing down?’
‘You can only see Doc via Zoom.’
‘I thought they were the stuff of mythology too, but apparently there are people who like Matt Hancock.’
‘We’ve cut down on non-essentials, like children.’