I’m afraid this year the Christmas pudding has gone cashless
‘I’m afraid this year the Christmas pudding has gone cashless.’
‘I’m afraid this year the Christmas pudding has gone cashless.’
‘They go off and on...’
‘Why do you feel you need to beseen as “good”, Wenceslas?’
‘Merry Christmas!’
‘And what can you bring to the stable?’
‘Hopefully, many will choose heating over eating this year.’
‘The other two are still working from home.’
‘Unfunded giveaways? Are you insane?’
‘Might I suggest something whose bitter perfume breathes a life of gathering gloom?’
‘I have notes.’
‘We had to switch it off.’
‘Netflix and spill?’
‘We used to laugh and call him names but that was just workplace banter.’
‘Bring me flesh and bring me wine but hold the flesh.’
‘Each window reveals a new strike.’
‘That’s a perfectly good egg that could have been thrown at the King.’