I’m doing work experience
‘I’m doing work experience, but I’m on strike.’
‘I’m doing work experience, but I’m on strike.’
‘Happy new year.’
‘I love the January sales!’
‘We’re arresting him for misinformation.’
‘We come bearing unwanted gifts.’
‘We’re hiring more Horsemen of the Apocalypse.’
‘What hope are you giving up this year?’
‘Swap shirts?’
‘Good news, everyone. Derek’s agreed not to air any opinions.’
‘It might be a bit of fun to you, mate, but to me it’s cultural appropriation.’
‘Let’s check whether you’ve been naughty or nice.’
‘You’re upsetting the markets.’
‘I trust there’s 11 per cent extra money in the pudding.’
‘I’m afraid Santa may have overpromised and underdelivered.’